When I grew up, people said, ‘You’ll never be the man your dad was.’ And I said, ‘Gee, I hope not.’

I’ve got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you’ve got an old car, you’ve gotta have at least several old cars, ’cause one’s always gonna be in the garage.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn’t like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

Don’t ever humiliate a man. If you’re gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That’s the one thing I don’t like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn’t do that to a man.

If you’re lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

Never think you’re better than anyone else, but don’t let anyone treat you like you’re worse than they are.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Garry Shandling always said to me,Dont get mad, get funny. It changed my life.

If you believe the good ones, you'll believe the bad ones. It's better to look at 'em after you've finished the run.